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Topics: Miley Cyrus, doll

Monday, 21 June 2010

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CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company is reporting that their latest toy, The Miley Cyrus Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll is literally flying off the department store shelves.

Wal-Mart says that they ordered 9 million of the dolls and they sold every single one within 20 minutes. A company spokesperson has said that the retail giant has placed an order for 9 million more.

Hasbroken says that the doll parts including head, arms, legs, torso, and vagina are sent to Pakistan, where they are assembled and then shipped back to America.

The Greater Islamabad Employment Commission has stated that due to the extreme large amount of orders the unemployment rate in Pakistan has gone down from 18 percent to 3 percent.

The Pakistani workers are extremely dedicated and work without a coffee break, a lunch break, and only one bathroom break per 12 hour shift.

They never complain and are a happy bunch who are always singing and playing accordion music songs by such noted artists as Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Kanye West, and Pixie Lott.

Toy experts say that a Pakistani can assemble a Miley Cyrus Anatomically Correct Action Figure Doll in 25 seconds. They pointed out that a French worker would take 6 minutes, a Peruvian worker would take 7 minutes, and a worker from Pine Bluff, Arkansas would take every bit of 12 minutes.

In a non-related story. Vermont has just followed Wyoming's lead and has enacted a proclamation banning the use of bar codes on food items. The reason given is that folks just don't like secrets when it comes to food.

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