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Saturday, 19 June 2010

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Kate Gosselin is very angry with her ex, John Gosselin, after he filed papers to get custody of the kids. Apparently he also had his agent call all the tabloids and sent them some pics.

"He's out horsing around all the time. He has no time for those kids. He's too busy chasing women and I don't know 'with what'. The best he'll be able to do is tickle their fancy!"

A friend of Kate's says that Kate has had enough and is filing her own papers.

Since Jon's papers were apparently filed on toilet paper and he spelled his name wrong twice, we don't think Kate has much to worry about.

"It really has been bothering Jon that he's not been in the news lately. He loves that stuff. But the Oil Spill and Tiger Woods have hogged the headlines, so he goes after the kids to get back in the news."

"I'd call him a big prick but someone might get the wrong impression. Rosie O'Donnell is twice his size!"

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