LOS ANGELES - After a whirlwind concert tour of Britain that took her to London, Lancaster, Coventry, Portsmouth, and Upper Tooting, "Smiley" Miley is glad to be back on the Left Coast.
Cyrus seems to garner more headlines than Brobama, "Trigger Face" Coulter, Jan "The Man" Brewer, Tiger "The Dick With Feet" Woods, and Sheriff Joe "Pinky" Arpaio together.
The much photographed Miley said that when she gets home she just wants to kick off her shoes, take off her blouse and bra, and remove her jeans and panties, and just look in her full-length mirror at her pubic region and see just exactly what the hell all of the friggin excitement and hyperbolistic hoopla is all about.
Miley reportedly told her best friend Selena Gomez that more people have now seen her mini-muffin than have seen Britney Spears', Paris Hilton's, Pamela Anderson's, and Lindsay "LiLo" Lohan's combined.
Miley did show off her new right ear tattoo. Her new tattoo which she says cost $191 plus ink spells out the word LOVE. Cyrus has stated in no uncertain terms that she will not be revealing the extremely personal tattoo which she recently had put on her pubic region.
Cyrus said that if she had a nickel for every time she has seen the word vagina, in reference to hers, written in a newspaper article or on the Internet she would probably have about 8 million nickels [$400,000].
Miley did explain that the rumors about her appearing in PlayGuy Magazine are totally without basis, as are the rumors of her appearing in PlayMister, PlayFella, PlayDude, England's PlayBloke and Latin America's PlayHombre.
SIDENOTE: Miley's manager says that the rumors about Miley appearing in a movie entitled, Hannah Montana's Vagina Goes To Town are also totally without basis.