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Friday, 18 June 2010

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It was announced today that teen star Justin Bieber will join a huge list of performers that has been organized by Larry King to be aired Monday night. It will be a fundraiser for those that are victims of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

"You get to see all this great talent for free and you can send in the donations to help people down there who have lost their jobs, perhaps for several years", King told our reporter.

"I plan to do the Macarena as I announced on CNN, every time we reach a certain amount. I have some people that will help hold me up by my suspenders so it should be a lot of fun...I guess."

Among others appearing are Cameron Diaz, Kathy Griffin, Randy Jackson, a rumored visit by Bono, Jenny McCarthy, Tim McGraw, Ted Danson, Lenny Kravitz, Alyssa Milano, Robert Redford, Ian Somerhalder, Edward James Olmos, Victoria Principal, Pete Wentz, Ryan Seacrest, Elvis Presley, Michael Jackson and Jim Morrison.

"I was just shitting you about those last three but they're welcome to come help. By the way, I'll be doing the Macarena every time we hit a high amount."

Bono has a contract to work out but believes he will be able to join the group.

"In case you're an animal lover like me, some of the money will also go to help the animal victims of the oil spill."

King also has asked the BP Oil Company to match all the funds raised.

"Be sure to tune in and contribute. I may even do the 'Macaroni' too if we get a lot of money. You gotta see that one. That's the Macarena when something snaps like a macaroni. Hope it's the suspenders."

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