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Friday, 18 June 2010

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Menorex Leapard Design; A Bit Showier Than the Nude Grizzly Bear

In the midst of the latest controversy about whether or not a certain daughter of Billy Ray Cyrus was caught on film without her briefs, one Paris lingerie designer is taking credit for the ruse, claiming that many of his flesh tone "Nude" panties are to blame.

With a customer list that includes Mariah, JLo, Paris, Lindsay, Britney, and numerous other impetuous Hollywood starlets who refer to themselves by first name or nickname only, designer Emil Menorex displayed his latest skin toned products. "I like to call this one the Landing Strip, because aside from it being completely soft and form fitting, it features a small dark stripe on the front, just above the, well you know".

Various Menorex panty designs were displayed for the press, including "The Brazilian", "The Hitler", "The Lightning Bolt" and the "Grizzly Bear". "Lindsay just loves the Grizzly Bear, and of course stepping out of cabs in an unladylike manner. The paparazzi are never quite sure if it's live Lindsay or if it's Menorex".

Jumping on the announcement bandwagon, or perhaps in an attempt to provide a cover story for previous unflattering and furry photos, Lindsay, Britney, Paris and Mariah have all issued statements regarding their loyal patronage to Menorex designs. JLo, on the other hand, apparently embraces her commando look. Commenting to TheSpoof on her way out of a Hollywood boutique, JLo said, "Its all natural, grizzly bear and all".

Indeed. This may explain why JLo's recent suitors have been seen carrying pruning shears and mustache trimmers on dates, but any use of those implements beyond their intended or advertised use would be pure speculation.

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