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Friday, 18 June 2010

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Rachel Bilson, who starred as Extraneous Character #2 on The O.C. has stated that she is taking a break from her engagement from Hayden Christensen, the actor who singlehandedly ruined the Star Wars franchise.

The couple met on the set of "Jumper", in which Christensen plays a 45 year old Canadian Maple tree.

The break, which everyone knows is code for "I'm not ready to dump you completely, but I am interesting in tasting as much man-meat as humanly possible in the next few months" was devastating for Christensen.

Hayden apparently sought solace from his therapist, Dr. Sid Eeyus. Audio recordings of one of their session have leaked onto the internet.

Sidious, er… Dr Eeyus:Hayden... can you hear me?

Christensen: Yes, Master. Wait, where is Rachel? Is she safe? Is she all right?

Eeyus: It seems in her anger, she dumped you.

Christensen: She...? She couldn't have! Our relationship was alive... I felt it! Nooooooooooooooooooo!

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