Four months after having a car stolen (Mercedes) and having it ran off into a ravine, Charlie Sheen has lost another one.
This time Charlie says that he saw his new Mercedes being driven out the drive in a hurry and he failed to call the police because he was having a little drink and they would think he was drunk.
"But I saw who it was as plain as day. It was Betty White. I'd know that grinning smile anywhere."
Police were unconvinced but checked with Ms. White about where she was on Monday night about 10PM.
"I was at a bar", stated White.
"About 50 people, two friends and six members of the Chippendales!"
When told about Betty White's solid alibi, Sheen immediately changed it to David Letterman.
"I'm sorry Betty. But you ain't got long and Letterman's a pal. That was probably one of his blond bimbos driving my Mercedes!"
When asked if it wasn't Charlie Sheen himself who drove the car out there and dumped it while he was drunk, Scheen said that it couldn't have been him because he was still at the house with a knife at his wife, Brooke Mueller's. throat.
"Just ask her. She was visiting and we had a few words. You know how it is."