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Thursday, 17 June 2010

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"My Work Is Better! Snort!"

Miley Cyrus has stated that she will not press charges or go to court over pics published by Perez Hilton on his site.

"They were bogus anyway, but I let him sweat it out for awhile, since I am under age", stated Cyrus. "He's already being punished enough."

As for as the law is concerned, they tell us there will be no actions because of the incident.

One officer told UP2 that Perez was definitely in trouble, even if the shots were bogus, "but that's show-your-business for you!"

Meanwhile, Perez has been hit hard in the pocketbook where it hurts the most.

Disney has dropped all advertising and several other Hollywood companies are following suit.

"Miley may have acted a little outrageous of late, but that doesn't give the guy the right to fake photos of a 17-year-year old", a spokesman for Disney stated. "By most standards that would be child abuse."

Meanwhile thousands of nerds have stated that they will never believe Perez again and that all their fantasies have been damaged permanently.

A spokesman says that they are considering a grope...a group action against Perez.

"I'll never believe that guy again. I thought that was the real thing. Shoot, I make up my own of her better than that!"

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