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Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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Little Miley wouldn't wear anything this skanky.

Perez Hilton has admitted that his upskirt photo of Miley Cyrus was faked. The picture, which was posted with her crotch pixilated to hide "her goodies," actually showed Miley wearing panties. Hilton says that he posted it as a joke.

The better joke, however, might have been if he left the real picture uncovered. Miley, a young woman who is trying to escape from her Hannah Montana image, was actually wearing "Little Mermaid" panties in the photo.

Consuela Ortiz, an illegal Mexican maid in the Cyrus home, admitted that she does the family laundy. "Yes, Miley has many underwears like this. She also has ones for Strawberry Shortcake, My Little Pony, Finding Nemo, and all of the Disney Princesses. Most of her panties are the regular cotton ones and she doesn't have any of those thongs or the days of the week panties. Her favorites are the ones from Little Mermaid... the ones that she was wearing in the picture."

When asked why she liked those particular "knickers" so much, Ortiz said that "maybe because they also have Flounder on them, and women do smell a little fishy down there."

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