In the headline ratings, it seems that the Miley Cyrus Vagina are now in over 80% of them.
Saying that this was a shame for other Headline Seekers like Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga and the whole crew of the Twilight series, Miley simply laughed it off. Well, not IT but it, with the little 't'.
"There is no such thing as bad pubic licity", stated her manager. ""Hey, somebody copyright that for me..."Pubic Licity"."
However, reps of the other stars say that the playing field or 'standards' must be lowered to give everyone a chance, have released horrible stories to the press, like Lambert's dong being bigger than Robert Pattinson's and Lady Gaga's combined.
"Whatever happened to the old days when we could read intelligent writer's descriptions of a severed leg making it to the hospital on it's own, the ten-headed baby in a remote village in Peru and Aliens actually running the White House (which is true)?"
"Whatever happened to those Elvis sightings, the real killers of JFK and how the United Nations now have 200,000 troops stationed around all our national parks?"
Great journalism like that is gone forever, I fear. All because of that private part of Billy Ray's little girl. It breaks my achy breaky.