Written by Monkey Woods
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Topics: Miley Cyrus

Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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Fans queue to see the quim

The overwhelming success over the last few days of the Miley Cyrus Vagina stories on the satirical news website TheSpoof.com, have prompted the superstar to announce that, from tomorrow, the public will be allowed to visit the vagina, and to have a walk around inside.

Cyrus, still 16, has been the butt of several reports on the site - all made up - but, rather than take out expensive lawsuits on the protagonists, she has decided to make money out of the publicity, and show her fanny off to fans and deviants alike.

It's a cunning bit of business from Cyrus, who starred in that film ... oh, what was it called now? Er, oh, shit, it's on the tip of my tongue. Ah, fuck it; it doesn't really matter. Some bimbo flick, anyway.

Miley's brother, Billy Ray, will be helpfully providing a guided tour of the gash at a cost of 400 dollars for a 30-minute tour.

The vagina opens its doors from 9am until 8pm.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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