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Wednesday, 16 June 2010

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Wracking his brains last night - Rodriguez

It might not be the way she, herself, makes money, but the vagina belonging to superstar Miley Cyrus certainly has been the most successful way that one Spoof writer has been racking up points of late.

The writer, me, wrote his first story on this topical subject in December 2008, and, when he, or rather I realised it was such a hot topic, followed it up with a second report yesterday. Both of those stories are now EXTREMELY popular, and currently my top points-earners!

Said I to myself last night at bedtime:

"It certainly is a sad state of affairs when the only way budding scribblers, such as myself and Abel Rodriguez, can achieve notoriety is to include the words 'Miley Cyrus Vagina' in a headline of a shitty piece of drivel and then post it on a website for other sickos to click on as they peruse the internet for ever-more debased images and information."

Then I turned over and went to sleep.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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