Both Britney Spears and Andy "Handy" Doodler, the man with the world's smallest penis, were recently on the Ellen Show and, from the news from Hollywood report this morning, Britney is wishing she hadn't been there.
"I should have stayed home. Maybe I'm not preggers but it's a 50/50 chance and I 'll probably get the shaft."
That was when our reporter stated that, apparently, she already had received the shaft.
"That's not funny. Besides, this guy has NO shaft! More like a wine cork!"
So how did this happen? Our reporter went to get an interview with "Handy".
"It really wasn't my fault", he stated. "Didn't Britney tell you?"
"No, she slammed the door in my face after I mentioned 'shaft'.
"See, I was a guest on 'Ellen' because of my recent six-page layout in Playgirl", stated Andy. "I know you're wondering how someone like me got in Playgirl. It was my cute butt, they said."
And the incident with Britney?
"See, we were both backstage for awhile and Ms. Britney kept staring at me. Finally, she says "How short is it?" and I told her it was pretty short. So suddenly she stated 'I'll show you mine if you'll show me yours?"
Apparently that's what happened as Andy stated he was excited and that, just as they were showing each other, a stage hand bumped into him, driving him into Ms. Britney.
"I just wish I hadn't been so excited, it wouldn't have happened. I guess I popped my cork!"
Last Minute Update: Apparently Britney is not knocked up but does have a rash!