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Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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Miley Cyrus may be adding new fans but several of her old ones say they have had enough.

"I was wild about Miley for years", stated one 15-year-old. "But now she's turned into a Hick Madonna!"

Cyrus told reporters in an interview yesterday that she was "like not trying to act slutty or anything...whatever! I just want to do my own thing."

Since she doesn't seem to be a contortionist, we doubt that she will be able to do that.

Perhaps that's why she keeps dragging in boyfriends to her parent's house. Someone who is a friend of Miley's dad, Billy Ray, says that Billy claims he's always telling his wife "Look what the cat's drug in now!"

According to Miley, she like 'Likes" wearing hot pants and short shorts. (A direct quote except for three more 'like's). She apparently like like's to show more skin than a few years ago, also.

"Oh, I might like flash my legs a lot, but not my boo-boo, like like some!"

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