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Tuesday, 15 June 2010

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Miley Cyrus sitting next to the Pacific Ocean and wondering what "crazy" thing she'll do next.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears received the reputation of being #1 when it came to exposing her most intimate body part (i.e. her p*ssy).

Brit got to where she could not get out of a car without showing off her cute little hairless biscuit.

Spears became the girl with the groin goody. The Los Angeles Dodgers baseball team nicknamed her "Bikini Taco Britney."

The entertainment media in the United Kingdom pegged her "Lady Bloomin' Beef Curtains" and the French referred to her as "Madame Ooh La La Hooha."

The Chinese simply called her "Sideways Snatch Spears." Even Eskimos living in the most remotest parts of Sarah Palin's white wild wilderness of Alaska spoke of Britney Spears as "Nanook Nookie."

And Miss Spears took it all in, figuratively speaking of course. Britney Spears became synonymous with the two word phrase Beaver Shot.

The Hasbroken Toy Company even put out a Britney Spears Action Figure Toy Doll that came complete with a detachable little muffin.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Why anyone would want a doll with a detachable little muffin is beyond me.]

Miss Spears has not really made too many appearances since she got her stocky ass all embarrassed in Australia due to the fact that she was effen lip syncing the entire two hours of her concert.

La Brit is reportedly extremely upset that she has been upstaged, or more exact, upskirted by none other than little ol' Hannah Montana herself.

Many tinsel town reporters, who focus strictly on celebrities, are quick to point out that Miley Cyrus has got her pudendal pedal to the muffin medal and the little bitch ain't stoppin' for nothing or for no one.

She has told her best friend Selena Gomez that her goal is for people to adore her and to hold her up on a pedestal and to one day ask Pamela who?, Britney who? Lady Gaga who? Christina who? and Madonna who?

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Ah - I believe that people are already asking Madonna who?]

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