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Monday, 14 June 2010

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Lindsay Lohan, whose fans have been rallying behind of late because of legal and personal problems, was rushed to the hospital at about 2 AM PT according to the neighbors.

"They hauled her out in a hurry and went speeding toward the nearest hospital", stated neighbor, Allene Fergusen. "I hope she's OK."

While many who heard the report stated that they knew that Lindsay had become unstable of late over court hearings and her airhead-type mistakes, figured it was drug or alcohol related.

Actually, it was neither or at least, not directly.

A Source stated that Lindsay had had a cheering-up party with some friends and someone told a joke & several were laughing when a certain well-known starlet gave out a huge fart.

"I won't say who. I might get into trouble. But what happened was that Lindsay laughed so hard she peed on herself."

Apparently the pee found its way to the ankle bracelet and gave her a tremendous shock. That was when Ronson..uh, one of her friends called the hospital.

At latest report, Lindsay was doing OK except for a burn around her ankle. "I knew I could take it off to shower and take a bath but I didn't think this would happen. That was sooo funny."

Now we wonder if the judge will raise her bail even higher for pissing on the device.

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