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Friday, 11 June 2010

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Toni Terry ready for International dressage competition

Whilst John Terry is away trying to bring the World Cup back to England, with his teamates, he received the news that wife, Toni has been selected to join an England International team.

Toni is so excited. She is the first WAG to be chosen for the International Dressage team.

"I just can't believe it," she told our reporter, Lady G. "Everyone knows I love dressing up and wearing all the flashy gowns but I didn't even know there was an International Team who competed in this 'field'.

"No-one has told me, yet, who the designer of the gorgeous frocks will be but I just know I will do my darndest in the Dressage Competition and try to make my country proud.

"I'm in training now and spend hours in front of the mirror, speed changing outfits because I know it'll be crazy backstage at every one of these competitions.

"Wish me luck."

Lady G. tried to explain to Toni that 'dressage' involved riding horses, but Toni wouldn't stop nattering on long enough for Lady G. to get a word in. If you've ever met Lady G. you'd know how frustrated she must have been during this interview. She too, likes to talk, and talk, and talk, and talk.

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