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Thursday, 10 June 2010

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COPENHAGEN, Denmark - The Danish Pornographic Motion Picture Guild has just named the film Tongue In Cheek as The Best Porn Movie of The Year.

The movie which stars Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee was shot in location in and around Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

The film's producer Lazlo "Action" Jockeytower said that he knew when he was shooting the movie that it had that certain special quality about it.

He said that he could not quite put his finger on it until he realized that Ron Jeremy, who has made 28,000 X-rated movies and "Bombshell" McGee, who has one of the biggest bikini tacos in North America were not really acting as they were actually doing the "Wild Thang" for real.

Jockeytower said that he kind of realized it when some of the sex scenes were taking up to four and nine takes.

And on several occasions, Ron and Michelle said that they would not mind skipping lunch so that they could keep filming.

G-Spot Productions has announced that a sequel is already in the works. The sequel to be called Tongue In Cheek - El Dos will again star Ron Jeremy and Michelle "Bombshell" McGee.

Jessica Simpson will again make a cameo appearance in the role of Esmeralda Cameo, the overweight neighbor of Ron Jeremy's character Rufus "Big 'Un" Pumapart.

SIDENOTE: Jockeytower revealed that up until she signed to appear on Dancing With The Stars, the star of Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin was to have appeared in the role of Trudy Pikepacker, the lesbian interest of Jessica Simpson's character Esmeralda Cameo. But after receiving a check for $500,000 for her five weeks on DWTS, Kate simply said effit bro, thanks but no thanks.

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