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Wednesday, 9 June 2010

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Singing sensation Susan Boyle has sued the PixSans.Organ website for featuring photographs of her in the nude.

"Susan told me that she had never been so embarrassed in all her life", stated friend, Bessie McBeth. "She told me that they made a fool of her and that she is suing them for everything she can get."

Apparently, when PixSans caught Boyle in a good mood after a concert, they asked if they could put a few old photos of her on their site, as it would please all her fans who were always wanting more pics of the singer.

Boyle, much taken in by their smooth talk, according to her, told her friend that she had some old ones in her purse and that one was of her when she was a naked baby and signed that the site could publish them.

"Susan didn't know they were just using the 'nude' excuse for plastering her head from her appearances on "Britain's Got Talent" on a bunch of 50-60-year-old nudes."

Our reporter then asked McBeth why Susan herself is also being sued.

"Because several people have said that they have become violently sick after they chanced upon the photos. Three men say they cannot perform in bed anymore. Several ladies are claiming that their children have been damaged for life and that Boyle should be ashamed of herself.

"Is she ashamed of herself?"

"Because of the photos, no. Because that she was a rube, yes!"

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