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Monday, 7 June 2010

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This is what you'll be missing, Jesse James! Sandra Bullock then walked over to the Award presenter and planted a two-handed, face-holding smooch on Scarlett Johansson at last night's MTV Movie Awards, then shrugged it off. "Now we can get back to normal.

It was Bullock's second TV appearance in the past two nights, after weeks of silence following her breakup with her husband James.

The "Blind Side" Oscar winner was at the MTV gala to pick up the Generation Award.

"Talking About My Generation" sang Sandra, who also seemed to stagger a bit as Johaansson staggered off stage.

Backstage Bullock was quoted by other performers as saying, "I guess this is the award for the old people. Well, I'm not through yet, even if I have to go through the audience kissing the ass of every movie director out there tonight."

Meanwhile, Jesse James, seeing the kiss and hearing the "This is what you'll be missing, Jesse James" told some friends that were visiting and watching the show, "Why should it bother me if she kisses a woman? I do it all the time."

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