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Monday, 7 June 2010

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Strangely hot Sandra Bullock just made out with kinda-hot-now-but-with-boobs-that'll-look-like-2-grocery-bags-full-of-wet-sand-in-ten-years actress Scarlett Johansson at the MTV Movie Awards.

Sandra received the "Generation Award", which is some bulls-it award that MTV made up because they felt bad for her. After a huge standing ovation, Bullock grabbed Johansson, rubbing her desirous hands up around Scarlett's creamy, delicate back. They looked longingly into each other's eyes, both of them quivering with lust. Slowly, slowly they moved toward each other's mouths, licking their lips in anticipation of the hard, wet kiss that... Oh, oh, oh... Oh, God, oh, God, OH GOD I'm gonna...

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Anyone got a tissue?

Ok, sorry about that. So, they kissed, blah, blah, blah, Bullock said something about "going back to normal, therapy is really expensiv, blah, blah, blah. Who cares. I will be able to go back and watch it on my Tivo as soon as I can chubb up agai... er, as soon as I am able.

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