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Monday, 7 June 2010

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Wyomissing, PA - Just hours after Kate Gosselin stated that things between her and her ex-husband Jon were going ok, all hell broke loose.

The kids were dropped off after a visit with dad and were walking into the house with baggies full of grapes. "Grapes, for heaven's sake," shouted Kate. "He let them have grapes. He knows very well what grapes do to our babies."

About that time two of the kids start yelling "mama, I gotta go NOW!" as Kate rushed to get them to the bathroom in time only to find out that Jon had dressed them in the jumpers that took forever to get them out of.

"Ooh, I'm gonna murder him," said Kate as she tried futilely to get the jumpers off so the kids could go to the bathroom. "You can't tell me this wasn't planned," she continued as the cameras rolled. Trying to hold her nose as she attempted to unsnap the snaps and unzip the zippers, all the while screaming for the nanny "look lively, sister, I didn't hire you to just stand around."

And so began another controversial episode of the new Kate Plus Eight show.

Afterwards, Jon was tracked down to get his side of the story and here's what he had to say. "I know I was supposed to only feed them bananas before bringing the kids back home, but I was all out. Besides, if the show is going to do well and keep us all in the dough, then what fun would bananas be? You wanna watch a show centered around Kate calmly asking the kids, 'do you have to go poddy, sweetie?' and stressing about the kids not having regular BM's? No, I didn't think so."

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