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Sunday, 6 June 2010

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Middlesbrough residents hoping to have a cuppa with Susan Boyle when she visits

Susan Boyle is getting ready for her 2nd trip to visit Middlesbrough and is especially happy to be meeting, again, Takwana Smith and Anitakapita Jones, both of Cargo Fleet.

Susan was told that Takwana and Anitakapita had been recently interviewed about her upcoming visit and appear to have forgotten Susan's first visit but are getting ready to her 'again'.

"Och! Well that's all right then. Those poor wee lasses have a lo' tae cope with. Am no' upset that they canna remember ma last visit to Middlesbrough.

"They've lotsa problems they have ta be sure (oops! there's a wee bi' o' the Irish comin' outa me noo! -giggle-)

"Anyhoo, A amlooking forrad tae ma visit tae The Boro' - as A believe the locals call it.

"A hear the Jack n Jill do a 'mean lemonade'. (giggle)

"Oh! A also hear that Chubby Brown may be comin' tae The Boro from his Comedy circuit....so A hope to spend some time with Chubby an' his wee wifie too. She's helping me decorate ma new hoose as ye ken."

Susan had to leave to pack for her journey south.

She says she has been keeping up with her friends in The Boro by reading articles in The Spoof.

We'll let you know how this visit goes. Watch this space!

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