Written by Lady Godiva
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Topics: Susan Boyle

Sunday, 6 June 2010

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Donald where's yer troosers?

It's out, Janey Cutler was runnerup to the acrobats in the final of Britain's Got Talent, but is being hailed as the 'Second Coming'. Nicknamed Nubo,she has stolen the hearts of many Americans.

It is believed that the Subo 'fanatics' will now be changing the name of their 'newly purchased fansite'.

Perhaps they will now become know as FFF - Fickle Fans Forever.

SOME Subo fans are ditching their red scarves for Black Watch Tartan scarves, but using 'material' this time around, unless someone can quickly locate a supply of plaid plastic tablecloths.

Nubo (Janey)is being 'wowed' by the American media, to fly to the U.S. of A. ASAP to begin the rounds of talkshows.

Florida T.V. stations can't wait to have Janey visit and do the chat show rounds. One spokesman of a Florida T.V. Station said,

"You see, most of our viewers are in Janey's age group and she has quickly become their idol. They just can't get enough of her."

There's no getting away from it folks, Scotland is not backwards in coming forwards when it comes to producing sensational singers. (The Scots just don't like to 'share' so hang on to them as long as they can! Hey! Who can blame them?)

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