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Saturday, 5 June 2010

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Chandi's alter ego

Simon Cowell is, indeed, in love with a real bitch. Her name is no secret, it is Chandi. As many people know, this bitch can dance. She wowed the judges in the auditions of BGT and also in the semis.

Chandi loves the quickstep. Simon is quoted as saying, "I love her."

Although Chandi is only 12, Simon has fallen for her in a big way. He told reporters that he loved Chandi's tiny head, cute pink nose and big ears.

Chandi is no stranger to T.V. having already appeared on 'Blue Peter', 'Richard and Judy', and even 'The Graham Norton show'.

Simon has been warned by Chandi's friend, Tina, that he should be careful because Chandi likes to take up a huge chunk of the bed. She's not good at sharing 'space' it appears.

If Chandi DOES win BGT, she'll be performing for the Queen. The Queen is surely going to like this bitch.

Simon will,no doubt, be waiting in the wings to sign Chandi up onto his newest label 'CRUFTS MUTTS'.

Whether or not Chandi does, in fact win, Simon already has plans for her (and his) future. $$$$$$$$$$

Updates to follow.

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