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Saturday, 5 June 2010

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Miley's lucky pet chicken Cockadoodle Doo which she takes with her everywhere she goes.

LONDON - Miley Cyrus appeared on one of Great Britain's most popular reality shows Britain's Got Talent. The 17-year-old former star of the Disney Channel's Hannah Montana, showed the viewers that little Hannah has left the building.

Cyrus pranced and danced and kicked her legs in a routine that would make the New York City Rockettes proud.

And little Miley was dressed in a black dominatrix outfit with black lacy basque, torn fishnet stockings, high top 8-inch dungeon boots, black leather gloves, and size 5 black bikini thongs.

She sang her big hit "Can't Be Tamed" and there is no doubt that she certainly cannot be tamed at all as her ex-boyfriend Liam Hemsworth recently found out after being dumped by the Lady Gagaesque young songstress.

During her performance Miley grabbed one of her female dancers and planted a kiss right on her lips. Miley denies that it was a mouth-to-mouth kiss but slow motion cameras clearly showed that Miley's tongue was halfway down the unidentified dancers mouth.

Afterwards Miley was asked by BGT co-host Ant and if she was a lesbian. Miley replied that she abso-bloody-lutely was not.

The other BGT co-host Dec asked her how she felt performing on the BGT stage. Miley said that it was an honor to perform on the same stage that has seen some of Britain's all-time acts and artists including Girls Aloud, The Saturdays, The Zombies, Pixie Lott, Lily Allen, The Bonkettes, Susan Boyle, and the Beatles.

Miley stated that she will continue on with her Great Britain Concert Tour and will next be performing at The Camilla Bowles Auditorium in Pimlico, The English Leather Arena in Ipswich, The Yoko Ono Arena in Manchester, and at The Simple Simon Cowell Coliseum in Upper Tooting.

In other news. Volcanic ash from Iceland's Eyjafjallajokull volcano is so widespread that it is now starting to affect the mating habits of pigeons in Shanghai, China.

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