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Friday, 4 June 2010

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Kristy Gallacher looking in the newspaper for a pet shop that sells Galapagos Turtle food.

LONDON - British TV Presenter Kristy Gallacher, who only five months ago had a baby, has graced the glossy pages of PlayGent Magazine.

The stunning 34-year-old beauty is one of the best looking lookers in Great Britain's TV presenting business.

And her seven-page layout is perhaps the sexiest seven-page layout in the history of lay-outs.

Gallacher, resides in Surrey with her two children, three dogs, two cats, a trained vulture, and a huge Galapagos turtle named Madonna.

Kristy also shares the home with her future husband rugby player Paul Sampson, who fellow teammates describe in such flowing terms as "A lucky boinking bloke," "A lucky bonking bastard," "A lucky bloomin' son-of-a-bitch," and "A lucky blitherin' shite (shit)."

Sampson merely grins and responds by saying, "Guilty as charged me mates."

Gallacher who in the past has dated such well known Britishers as Simon Cowell, Ron Wood, Russell Brand, and David Frost (platonically) says that she and Pauly will be married in Seville, Spain at the courtyard of the world famous four star Hotel Juevos Del Toro.

Kristy did note that she will be paying for the entire wedding since after all she does make a whole lot more (pounds) than her rugby playing honey.

Gallacher pointed out that she is a big World Cup football fan and she has written a good luck poem entitled, May The Balls of Britain Prevail. Kristy stated that she mailed the hand written poem to the English National Team coach Fabio Capello.

Unconfirmed reports have stated that Capello is a big Kristy Gallacher fan and he proudly carries her poem in his underwear.

In a non-related story. Rudyard Rolando Glowingshire, a spokesperson for BP, the oil company that is responsible for the horrific Gulf of Mexico oil spill admits that yes it is true that BP has changed its home office telephone number seven times in the past week. He said that they did it to avoid having to hear the damn thing ringing constantly.

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