Kim Cattrall has promised she will no longer remove her clothes for sex scenes now that she is in her eighties - insisting she will stay covered up from now on.
The 88 year old became famous for her saucy role as Samantha Jones in the "Sex and the City" TV series, which saw her disrobe to act out graphic sexual scenarios on a regular basis.
Cattrall has continued the character in two movies, but she's adamant fans hoping to see her strip on screen in "Sex and the City 2" will be disappointed.
Said the woman who hasn't been hot since, like, 1983: "When I turned 85, I decided that I didn't want to be photographed nude anymore, so you don't really see me nude (in the new movie), you see me doing maybe a physical, a sexual act, but there's no part of my body that is blah, blah, blah..."
The United Nations is currently drafting a consent agreement that, once signed, will subject Cattrall to punishment as a war criminal should be publicly expose those disgusting ancient mummy boobs ever again.