By the way, everyone knows that she is 100% Chilean, right? I mean, she was adopted by an Italian family. That doesn't make her Italian.
Hated Italian stereotype Nicole "Snooki" "Fat F-ck" Polizzi, the self proclaimed "Guidette" from Marlboro, New York who "starred" on MTVs minstrel show "Jersey Shore", was spotted with her mother, Helen, attempting to dance at the Adelphia night club in Deptford, NJ Sunday.
The oompa-loopa-looking monster, wearing a black sausage-casing-style dress, sweated bacon grease onto the dance floor hile moving and grooving to songs by Kanye West and Lady Gaga songs.
Bar owners were less than thrilled, however, when she refused to leave the bar at closing time. Attempts to lure her out with a trail of banana splits were unsuccessful, so police were forced to call in disgraced gym teacher Brad Ferro, who famously punched her in her cakehole in 2009. Ferro managed to land a few jabs in Snooki's mug before she ran, screaming in the night.