The Germans are at it again proving that they are pretty good at everything, building cars, washing machines, playing footy, hockey, most other sports and now singing (in English, damn cheek ol Bean).
After winning the biggest crap "non-event" on the planet (OK, we at least got ABBA from it and then Cliff Richard blew it, not his mates dick BTW!), the Germans are leading the way again.
This time though the Germans maybe shouldn't be so proud of themselves, anybody winning this doe-doe contest of musical trash should really think twice.
Most people on the planet would love to drive a Mercedes, BMW or own a Miele, but buying a German Eurovision song contest winning CD, Weeeeellllll? (I'd rather have a bucket of sauerkraut)
As for the British entry, well as usual, it failed miserably ending up behind the Belarus (where the fuck is that?) entry, bottom!
Fab, Pete Waterman (he's wrote enough crap in his time to be given a place in the Genius Book of Crap Records) was inconsolable after the massive non-event, he said:
"I've written some shit in my time but this one take's the bucket!" (someone please throw it at him!)