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Sunday, 30 May 2010

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Since Meagan Fox was last heard calling producer Michael Bay "Hitler", it was assumed that a new actress would appear in "Transformers 3" but no one expected it to be someone who has never acted before in her life.

Well, not in a movie.

Rosie Hunting-Whiteley may have acted a lot during the thirteen trips out to the coast to see Michael Bay and others who are backing the movie, and do some screen tests.

Just kidding of course. There were only three. The model HAS appeared in some Victoria's Secret commercials and you know what type of skill that takes.

"Well for goodness sakes", Michael recently yelled at reporters, including yours truly, Dan Hillyard. "We're not doing Shakespeare here! We're doing robots, wars, action.!"

Well, that's probably right. She may be well rehearsed in action. Think how fast she must move sometimes before some guy can grab her plus the skill it takes to keep a Victoria's Secret outfit from falling off.

This is Dan Hillyard.

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