Written by Harold Q. Fuey
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Topics: Susan Boyle

Saturday, 29 May 2010

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I nearly wet my pantaloons!

Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies (yes, they're back again!) were attempting to fight back with attempted humor tonight.

"It only took us 6 weeks, 4 group cards, 3 collections, 18 warnings, 42 bannings, and 27 tribute videos to cobble something together! We can be funny too!" rambled their humorist-in-chief B.U. Fuddwacker, although the jury is still very much out on that one.

Other fanatics weren't so sure about the unexpected departure.

"I remember that 'humour' thing," said a fanatic from mid-Scotland. "I think I encountered it about 30 years ago. I didn't think much of it, and still don't now. Now go away, Jeremy Kyle's coming on."

"We not needing humor here," rambled a Dutch fanatic while sitting on her spike, reading her bible, and eating her raw turnip. "We should only pray. I know Susan prays 24 hours a day, and so should we," she continued sternly.

A spokesperson for 'The Wealthy And Two-faced Susanites' (work it out, babe!) said "It depends who's being funny really. Anyone we ban becomes immediately unfunny, even if we found them funny before. If the person is Canadian with exposed dangly bits, then whatever they say is hysterical even if it's actually pervy crap disguised as humor."

Fans from the banned and damned community were in typically jovial mood. "I laughed so hard at their humorlessness I nearly wet my pantaloons!" giggled Diptal-Jiptal Giptal (it's as good as any!). "I'm sure they'll get the hang of it some day!"

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