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Saturday, 29 May 2010

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"Vanessa Named Her Faucet, Pharoah"

Most people would have another name for it but Vanessa Hudgens is having a "Trail Marriage" with Zac Efron according to the tabloids.

According to the story, the brilliant lady went off and left her water running at her house and it did over $200,000 in damage. So she rented a house near Malibu and Zac moved in.

That might be nice in some ways but Zac has already got his arm in a sling. What happened?

"Well, Vanessa had a call on her cellphone this morning and as I was trying to answer the thing lying on the bed, she fell right into me and knocked me over the bed and a I sprung my arm", stated Efron. "She says she got her feet tangled up in the cord."

Meanwhile, we have since discovered that the call was from the repairmen at Vanessa's house saying they had turned off the faucet.

"You mean you discovered the faucet was on and flooded the house but you left without then turning it off?

"Well Duhh! What am I paying you guys to do?"

If I were Zac, I'd put on a life jacket before going to sleep at night or brush my teeth after Vanessa.

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