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Saturday, 29 May 2010

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"Homer G., The Challenger"

For journalists, threatening letters or hate mail comes with the territory. And sometimes it can come at any moment, with critics instantly sending out emails when someone ticks them off on a blog or on the air.

So Goofball Fox News host Greta Van Susteren, who once sent out for Chow main noodles & Baked rice when the show came back to her unexpectedly, has surely received audience complaints before, but a recent email exchange irked her enough to have it out with her own blog!

Van Susteren has urged her blog readers to weigh in on the central point raised by her correspondent: that she is, well, rather turnip truck bound.

It all started when Homer G. of Wichita, Kansas, told Van Susteren she had a "mind like a sleive". Homer didn't stop there: He also wanted the host to know that her "Kidney is empty." "You wood loos out to a 5th reader!"

"She's so dumb that when she heard that drinks were on the house at the FOX Holiday Party, she brung her a bladder...I mean, latter."

"She always stares at her orange juice container until she finishes the glass because it say "Consicrate" on hit."

Expecting fans to rally around her, Van Susteren polled the audience as to who's smarter: Van Susteren or Homer G. As of today, after more than 16,500 votes, the results aren't in the host's favor: 62 percent of respondents say Homer G. is smarter.

However, there have been over 2,000 'Write-Ins' of "Rock"

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