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Saturday, 29 May 2010

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Heidi's feet before she had her toes liposucked.

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Spencer Pratt has confessed that he could no longer stand to be in the same room with his wife Heidi Montag, alias "The Plastic Woman."

Pratt, 26, revealed that the smell of plastic just got to strong for him to take. He explained it by saying that being with Heidi was like being with a 5 foot 5 inch giant condom.

Spencer said that Heidi is so obsessed with getting plastic surgery that she forgets to eat. He said that last month she actually went for 72 hours before realizing that she had not eaten anything.

He said that when she finally does eat, it's usually just three grapes or so.

When asked how much plastic surgery Heidi has had, Pratt stated that she has had a total of 38 surgeries including her latest which was ear lobe reduction.

He pointed out that some of her other surgeries include big toe slenderizing, tongue reduction, nipple coloring, uvula circumcision, collagen injections in her G-spot, sphincter tightening, and she had her ovaries enhanced.

Pratt said that the only part of her body that she has not had anything done to are her tonsils. He laughs and then adds that, that's just because she had them removed when she was 8.

Heidi, who is 23, was spotted at a car wash in Venice Beach. She was asked if she plans on having anything else done to her body. She grinned and said yes but that it was just between her and her brand new BFF Cory Oozemaker, who works as a Dancing With The Stars stuntman.

SIDENOTE: Heidi has appeared on several TV shows including The Hills, Wheel of Foreplay, and Pole Dancers of Los Angeles County. She noted that in the fall she will star in her very own reality show entitled, Heidi Montag and Her Trained Triple D's.

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