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Friday, 28 May 2010

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Miley Cyrus paused in her busy schedule today to apologize to her many fans, saying that she didn't know the jewelry could be harmful.

Jewelry for teens endorsed by the singer has been found to contain cadmium as the jewelry was actually made in China, not Disney World.

"Cadmium is a very dangerous chemical that settles into the liver and lungs", stated one doctor. "It is one of the more dangerous drugs that are also found in cigarettes."

This is the sixth recall of a product from China that had contained cadmium.

The doctor stated that perhaps the parents of teens themselves call the place where they bought the jewelry and see if what they purchased has been recalled.

Signs that you are already having trouble with the product include: Sticking out your tongue and pulling your eyes sideways and talk like an oriental, do bump and grind actions during dances wiggling your butt into the groin area of older men, having different boyfriends move into your parents house with you, doing dance numbers around stripper poles and having an alter ego like "Banana Montana" or "Lucy Goosey".

If your teens are showing these affects, better get them to a doctor and take the jewelry with you.

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