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Thursday, 27 May 2010

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"Elin has no right to take them away from me all the time", Tiger Woods reportedly told his golfing practice buddy, Sunday. "She'll constantly leave them with nannies while she goes on skiing trips."

Not taking this sitting down, Elin was telling friends, "Where is he going to take them? To do 18 holes of golf for 4 days in the sun or to the nearest girlfriend at each golf course?"

In what began as the two having a serious discussion on what was best for the kids, the conversation quickly changed to personalities of the parent.

"I'd rather see them with Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt than with you. At least I'd know they were with other kids, not getting their little brains fried on a golf course."

"They wouldn't be on a golf course...I'd have Madonna keep them with her brood!"

Then after a few minutes of silence..."No Angelina & Pitt!".

"Right! No Madonna. Are we both mad?"

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