Scores of fat Japanese wrestlers today "flashmobbed" Carbohole Hall in Shrophire, England, only to find that they had accidentally gatecrashed a completely different event. The event was originally put on by Susan Boyle "SuBo" Fan Club members who were shocked to find themselves surrounded by the influx of rotund Asians.
In what could, had I sufficient handle on what the terms mean, go down as a tragic and ironic accident - the wrestlers began flouring themselves up, whilst the SuBo fans looked on in interest and horror.
Head of SuBo fan club Jeremy Vyne, said:
"It was bizarre... but in a good way. Originally I thought it was a bunch of Susan Boyle impersonators who'd come along to join in the fun, but soon I saw they were here for a different game altogether."
And the tragic and ironic accident that caused the issue?:
"It seemed that we'd printed some flyers which misspelled SuBo. Personally I blame the government."
The flashmob of wrestlers quickly dispersed once troops were sent in after some SuBo fans became wary of one wrestler, who was attempting to force whole chairs into his mouth.
The human interest in this story comes in the form of a small child who sat on the stage throughout the event and attempted to solve a Rubik's Cube. At time of publication, the cube remains unsolved.