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Thursday, 27 May 2010

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A sand depiction of what Kelly may end up looking like if she doesn't start pushing away from the table a little bit.

LOS ANGELES - Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber was in Los Angeles appearing on several local morning shows when he was asked if he had seen the American Idol finale show.

He answered that he had. He was asked who he had picked to win. He said that originally he had gone with Andrew Garcia, but then Andy never got any better and he started showing off his gang tattoos and 'throw down' signs.

Andy actually went down hill faster than Kirstie Alley chasing down a Dunkin' Donut rolling down the street in a windstorm.

Justin then said that he switched over to Big Mike Lynche. But he soon realized that Big Mike had a bit of a big ego. He heard that Mike also had a tremendous appetite and would normally eat five Egg McMuffins for breakfast.

Bieber, who has been linked with the likes of Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Brenda Song, The Tisdale sisters, and Kim Kardashian said that he then switched over to Crystal Bowersox.

But he said that after he heard Lee DeWyze sing the classic military song, "The 1812 Overture" he switched over to the dude from Mt. Prospect, Illinois.

Justin was asked what he looks for in a woman. The 16-year-old giggled as he took a sip of his vanilla milk shake. He composed himself and he said that he has a crush on the very first American Idol winner Kelly Clarkson.

Bieber said that he has always liked Texas gals like her, Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, and the Dixie Chicks. He grinned and said, "Ya know I don't know why yet - since I am after all only 16, but I do know that I have got quite a crush on Kelly Clarkson. I guess that I just happen to like older gals with meat on their bones as opposed to the tall skinny Taylor Swift types."

To view literally dozens of photos showing Kelly Clarkson in various stages of undress and proving that she is certainly an older Texas girl with meat on her bones log on to www.kchasgotsomemeatonherbones.wow

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