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Tuesday, 25 May 2010

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Completely Nude Christina Aguilera Scrambled By Mark

Since she only had two months to prepare, Christina Aguilera has postponed her 2010 tour until next year or her next hit song. So we say, next year it is.

A representative of the singer took all his clothes off to his shirt and shorts and announced that Christina wasn't prepared because of an upcoming film six months from now and an album just as soon as she can come up with a hit single, as her latest attempt is in the toilet.

She will still start the tour in Uncasville, Connecticut and end it after six more shows in Anchorage, Alaska.

"Oh, Look guys! There's a stark naked Christina now blowing you all a kiss from the doorway. Bye Bye!"

At present, her rep is trying to get that closing date changed to a warmer spot as Christina, as most people know, wears very little, but does put on a few things for the concerts.

Should the album, "Bionic" succeed, and she wind up in Anchorage after all, she has a team of writers working on her next album, "Witches Tit".

"Remember to call our main office in Nigeria for a ticket refund of this year's tour. Be careful that it doesn't get lost in the mail."

"But for now Christina is resting her voice", concluded the representative, while one of the news guys mumbled, "may it Rest In Peace".

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