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Tuesday, 25 May 2010

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"Facing The Grim Hacker!"

Elin Woods, after discovering even more gals in her husband's background while they have been married, is now asking almost a billion dollar settlement if Tiger wants joint custody of the two kids.

"If he wants silence on this whole mess, he better pay up!", Elin told a source. "He'd better get his Tiger ass back out on the PGA Tour and win some money instead of continually calling an old girlfriend."

The "silence" agreement would keep Elin from ever putting out a book or endorsing a movie account of Woods in any way or form.

Tabloids have already stressed how much Tiger has paid his former girlfriends to keep quiet.

"If he wants quiet, why has he been texting one of his other special gals?", asked Elin, according to the source. "He needs to enter as many of the PGA events as he can. 'ENTERING' seems the big thing in his life anyway, while he's not playing golf!"

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