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Monday, 24 May 2010

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"Lots Of Fireworks Around Jesse Lately!"

Now Jesse James is telling the public at every interview that he secretly wanted to get caught cheating on Sandra Bullock, even though he says he is still crazy in love with her.

Most think he should have ended his interviews with the word "crazy".

Thus far, not one tear has been shed over this guy losing his woman, not even a country song.

James, the self-confessed "most hated man in the world," also offers some reasons why he carried on the way he did.

"I was drunk. I was uh, smoking a joint. I was mistreated as a child and I wanted to hurt myself."

Finally seeing a flicker in the reporters faces with that one, he suddenly yelled out, "That's It! I WANTED to get caught and punished. I'm seeing a psychiatrist this very evening...a Doctor Fraud. One of those head shrinkers."

James then told a long rambling story about his childhood that most recognized from old movie plots.

Finally, with tears rolling down his cheeks, he said that he would get Sandra back if it's the last thing he did.

Meanwhile, Sandra Bullock was seen in a well-known NYC nightclub with a Mr. Robert Ford.

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