LA BREA, California - Comedian George Lopez and Sandra Bullock, who won the Oscar for Best Actress were reportedly seen at a local restaurant named The Chorizo Con Juevos Diner.
An eyewitness said that she saw Lopez lean over and wipe some refried beans off of Bullock's cleavage. The eyewitness who did not want to be identified said that after Lopez wiped the refried beans off of her cleavage she (Bullock not Sarita Suarez the eye witness) then planted a kiss on Lopez's somewhat rather humongous schnozzola.
Suarez said that both parties, who make a great couple, started laughing and Lopez high fived Sandy (as he calls her) and then he gave her a fist bump, followed by what appeared to be the makings of a hickey.
Bullock has said that Lopez is her one and only BFF. Lopez has said that him and Sandy are just very close friends who kiss each other on the cleavage and on the nose.
Suarez said that she watched the two finish off a Super Deluxe Guacamole Salad sans croutons which do not exist in Mexican restaurants. She added that afterwards Lopez picked up a big Menage-a-Taco and he ate from one end and Bullock ate from the other.
Suarez said that the two continued until their lips met in the middle after all of the Menage-a-Taco had been devoured.
The two then paid their tab, left a $16 tip, and headed to the parking lot where they both got on Bullock's Harley Davidson, which was a Valentine's Day gift from her soon-to-be-ex-husband Jesse "Dick With Feet" James.
SIDENOTE: George Lopez did look kind of wimpish hanging on behind Sandra as she drove off onto San Fernando Valenzuela Boulevard and headed towards Pancho Villa Way.