New York, NY - Jon Gosselin has a new young girlfriend, Ellen Ross and this weekend, he brought six of his kids home to meet her and spend time in his new apartment. Ellen is just the latest in a long string of girlfriends Jon's gone through since before and after his divorce from Kate Gosselin. And the wear and tear of tabloid news was showing on the little faces as they seemed confused as to who this new woman was. They did all agree on one thing, this one might have promise in the fact that she smelled good and was smart enough to bring money and chocolate bars to their first meeting, unlike previous women who were too busy mugging for the cameras to even noticed Jon had kids.
However, some of them had nagging questions like "are those real or fake?" and "are you our new babysitter? And "who the hell do you think you are, making my mommy cry?" But little Aaden cut right to the chase when he asked his dad, Jon, "Dad, what 'zactly is a skanky ho?"
Jon reportedly tried to hide his annoyance and explain in little kid terms what the word meant. "You see, Aaden, there are lots of people out there in the world that want to make daddy miserable and pay for the mistake of going bye-bye from your mommy and they are using bad words to talk about the wonderful women (except for Aunt Hailey (Glassman) of course) that I have been having play dates with.
When Aaden wasn't completely convinced he was given a good enough answer, he turned to the other kids and said matter-of-factly, "yep, he's having sex with this one too," and went off to find his binky.