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Saturday, 22 May 2010

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Google delivered some surprising results this morning when the search engine giant published its top ten list of completely unexpected searches.

Top of the list came 'Katie Price Fully Dressed' which raised more than a few eyebrows, because it is unexpected and perhaps reflects an underlying trend of the public getting heartily sick and tired of seeing celebrities in compromising positions and various stages of undress.

"We think it's mainly young single men with no girlfriends who are sick and tired of seeing Katie exposed and secretly fantasise about what she looks like dressed. In jeans and a tee-shirt maybe, possibly wearing a cowboy hat," a spokesman said.

Other unexpected searches which have proved to be extremely popular include 'Arsene Wenger With His Eyes Open' and 'David Cameron Doing Something'

Not to be outdone, the Vatican gets in on the act with 'Pope Benedict Looking Innocent And Vulnerable' with the world of Hollywood gaining the number eight slot with 'Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart Smiling And Looking In Robust Health'

'British Heavyweight Boxers Standing Up' just failed to crack the top ten. As did 'Transfixed And Mesmerized Audience At Whitney Houston Gig'

More as we get it.

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