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Saturday, 22 May 2010

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YMCA Guy At Fudge Packer Cook Out

Former Spoof writer Buford Highball, who recently decided to contribute his outpourings to a rival satirical website was said to be absolutely livid, hopping mad, peed off, hacked off and whacked off with the new rival site's owners.


Well, this morning, Highball logged on to the site and clicked on his own story about Barack Obama being a closet fudge packer who breeds blind gerbils as a hobby to check for heavy editing (fat chance) and was horrified to see a pink banner ad heading his story, advertising a gay social networking site.

The ad, promoting gay twitter type site getyouducky.mince prompted Highball to such levels of fury that he threw his laptop at the wall of his Haight-Ashbury apartment and kicked his pet dawg in the ass.

Highball told our reporter:

"Oh my freakin' Gawd! I didn't sign up for this! Is there no escaping the guddam fudge packers, uphill gardeners, other bus passengers and pinko prima donnas?

"I'm gonna kick the Editor's ass. Metaphorically speaking that is. And not in a gay way. Had I known what I was letting myslef in for I would of stood in bed."

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