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Friday, 21 May 2010

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Blowton Chains Up His Bicycle

Internet entrepreneur Clark Blowton is touting the benefits of cycling ever since purchasing a new bicycle earlier this year.

"It' a wonderful bike it is, two wheels, a seat, handle bars, the works."

"What more could you ask for?"

Blowton says he now peddles everywhere and feels like a young child everyday.

"I didn't know I was a pedlephile but now that I do I want the whole word to know about it!"

"I take my bike to work, grocery shopping and back again. I put a little bell on it that I can ring to warn pedestrians and other bicyclists as I rush past them. Sometimes I ring it just for fun to cheer up others nearby. I love to see the smile it brings to small children."

Blowton says he is a strong proponent of safe cycling and has spoken on the subject on numerous occasions to elementary students.

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