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Thursday, 20 May 2010

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"All Kneel Before!!"

The usually joking actor may be turning into a joke himself as he stated yesterday that he thinks President Barack Obama should be declared dictator until he can get the United States out of the mess it finds itself in today.

He is absolutely serious!

The movie director is apparently frustrated with the cumbersome operations of American democracy too. "Democracy has had it's chance. I haven't given up on it, but a leader such as Barack Obama seldom comes along", Allen has been reported as saying.

The one-time-father-now-husband-of-his-daughter told the Spanish & Italian-language magazine Hasta Pasta that the United States' Democratic Nothings-My-Fault-in-Chief could accomplish a whole lot more from his White House if he didn't have so many disorderly, annoying people objecting, distracting and criticizing him all the time.

Other things reportedly mentioned in the upcoming article is Allen's pro-Roman Polanski stand.

Men should not be limited to only one wife at a time.

The Dictator himself should be the religion of the country and it's leader considered an object of worship.

In reporting the story, Hasta Pasta stated that this could be a great idea never tried before...well, not here in the United States....but that they could never look at Allen's face and keep from laughing.

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