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Thursday, 20 May 2010

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"Wanna see the video?"

London - (Buff Muff): "Later, we flossed together and flushed out each others' cavities with Oralzap!," the Hole singer said today.

"Sure took a good few days for the carpet burns to fade, though!"

The steamy one night stand in Milan's Astoria Clitoria Hotel apparently saw the two peroxide blondes 'shag eachother senseless'.

"It started with just some foolin' round, anagramming our names an' stuff," Love chucked impishly.

"Kate said, Hey, Courtney Love, your name comes out as 'Very Cool Tune'!

"And yours is 'Make Toss' - ha ha ha ha ha! - I replied.

"Things kinda took off from there, like bras and panties and, er, stuff.

"Wanna see the video?"

Love, 45, also said today that plenty of her London girlfriends had enjoyed Kate's luscious lips 'and other body parts'.

The singer hopes to use some footage of the steamy Paris tryst in her upcoming single 'Girl on Girl'.

Reports that she's thinking of hiring Shakira's video star Rafael Nadal have yet to be confirmed.

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