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Friday, 21 May 2010

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A photo taken of Justin Bieber on his 12th birthday. (Photo courtesy of Neil Young).

HOLLYWOOD - The young Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber performed on the latest edition of American Idol.

The popular 16-year-old who many consider to be The Prince of YouTube, sang a song that was written especially for him by Clay Aiken. The song is entitled, "I Wanna Be Kara's Boy Toy In About Two Years Or So."

All of the people in the audience loved it and Ryan Seacrest noted that about 18 young girls yelled out "Marry me Justin!"

Seacrest noted that one older bosomy blonde female, probably in her mid 30s, hollered out, "Hey little guy, I wanna take your head and stick it in my cleavage and drown out all of the music and talking for about ten minutes whatcha say?"

After all of the hollering and cheering stopped Randy Jackson said that Bieber was a little bit pitchy. Ellen DeGeneres looked at the "Black Dawg" and told him that his mama was a little bit pitchy.

Simon Cowell leaned over and asked Ellen, "Whose mama, Randy's or Justin's?"

Kara reached underneath the judge's table, grabbed herself a handful of "Little Simon" and replied, "Your mama Simon, your freakin' mama you effen British stud you."

Ryan saw where Kara's hand was, and the look of absolute contentment on Cowell's face, and he playfully asked DioGuardi if he could be next.

Jackson leaned over and hollered out to Seacrest, "Hey honky, get in line dawg I'm next."

Ellen leaned over, turned to Kara, and said, "Don't listen to them sweety, I'm next and you and I both know it [WINK-WINK].

Seacrest quickly went to a Coca Cola commercial.

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